Dr. Monster

Hi there!

I'm Dr. Monster. I'm in charge of collecting data from you and of feeding it to our MonsterMizer. The MonsterMizer eats human data and uses its extraordinary data crunching abilities to produce new knowledge and insights about exercise, activity, pain, injuries and health. I want to use the knowledge produced by the monster to help you with your problems or keep you out of trouble.

Wait, what's this thing about Dr. Monster and a monster?